Sunday, January 13, 2008

Love & Respect - Two skits.

INTRO LESSON – SKIT ONE

Meet John and Jane, a young married couple, John is just coming through the door from a day at work. As he comes through the door he notices a pile of dirty dishes in the kitchen sink.

John: Honey, I’m home! What are those dishes doing in the sink?

Jane: Hi sugar! Oh, the dishes, well I got distracted by watching Oprah and forgot about them.

John: What do you mean distracted? By watching TV. You know I do the dishes in the evening, but this, this is just too much. I’m not out there working hard so you can sit back here watching TV, and leaving the dishes for me again!

Jane: I’m sorry John…….

John: (Interrupting and feeling a little angry) What do mean sorry, how many times do I have to ask not to leave your dirty lunch dishes for me to clean up?

Jane: I’m sorry John, I didn’t mean it.

John: Oh forget it, I’m going to get a beer and watch the game; you can clean your own dishes.

INTRO LESSON – SKIT TWO

Meet Mindy and Mike, another young married couple, they have two small kids Matt, age 3, and Mary age 2. Mary is just coming through the door from grocery shopping with the kids. As she comes through the door she hears the TV blaring, a football game is on.

Mindy: Honey, I’m home! Can you give me a hand?

Mike: Hi sugar! I’ll be just a minute, it’s third and goal on the one yard line.

Mindy: Mike, I’ve got a van full of groceries and two screaming kids out there.

Mike: (A little annoyed) Mindy, I said I’ll just be a minute.

Mindy: (also getting angry) How many games are you going to watch? I bet you haven’t even got those few things I left you doing finished! I’ve being dragging your children around the store for three hours and I come home to find you on the couch drinking beer and watching football, again!

Mike: Okay, okay, you don’t have to nag me, again! I’m going, just let me take care of it.

Mindy: Yes, you take care of it, I’m going to call my mother!

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